I witness

I saw you. Peeking through the draperies. Seeing if I got your note.

Your invitation to buy a bus pass was not appreciated. I parked near your house because I work near your house. You’ve got no title to that street. I pay my taxes. You think I ought to buy a bus pass? You buy a freakin’ bus pass.

I saw you look at me, too. To see if I would read your note. The second one in two weeks. I’m gonna park where I want, get it? What do you think of that?

If parking is so important to you, then why do you live so close to downtown?

If you want a place to park, build a garage. Buy a hovercar. Get the city to put meters in. Paint your curb.

Send us your rants, kudos or sightings, but keep it to 100 words. You’ll remain anonymous, but you must identify yourself for us to process your submission. Mail: Iwitness c/o CN&R, 353 E. 2nd St., Chico, CA 95928; email: iwitness@newsreview.com