Employee of the Month

If you’ve seen the previews, you know the premise: Loser box boy (Dane Cook) challenges star checker for the title of employee of the month after learning that the newly hired hottie (Jessica Simpson) might sleep with the winner. Zack’s asinine nemesis, Vince (Dax Shepard), has been employee of the month for 17 months straight. If he makes it to 18, he’ll not only break the chain’s record, but he’ll win a brand-newish Chevy Malibu. Oh yeah, and the girl. You can imagine the tense moments that ensue. Can Cook possibly wake up early enough to get to work on time? When there’s a spill on aisle 12, who will get there first to clean it up and score points with the boss? Will Jessica Simpson show up to work tomorrow wearing a halter top and no bra? My brain hurts just thinking about it.