Assholes Finish First

Tucker Max has mastered the art of the newly dubbed literary genre of “fratire” with his second installment of drunken debauchery and obnoxious sex stories. Assholes Finish First is the follow-up to Max’s first book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and though it does not provide the same initial shock (nor entertainment value) of the first book that sparked the genre, it’s still foul and funny. The material is obscenely derogatory and will offend many who read it, but it does paint some great comedic scenes: such as the story of him getting thrown in jail for yelling at police through an industrial-strength bullhorn dressed as a clown after a costume bar crawl with his so-called friends. Other tales include absurd and unfortunate flatulence during intercourse, and oral sex in front of a fluoroscope (an X-ray video). A brief line from one of the chapters perhaps sums up the memoir best: “She was not attractive. On a scale of 1 to 10, she should have hung herself.” You have been warned … and possibly encouraged.