Author: Bruce Van Dyke
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100,000-mile pat-down and tune-up
Internists, colonoscopists, dermatologists, oh my.
This article was published on 05.13.04
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The diva of Death Valley
Marta Becket, who one day while stuck in the desert decided to give up city life and live in the valley of death forever, is probably the sanest person alive.
This article was published on 05.06.04
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Tyranny against girl bellies and boy thighs
Much to the chagrin of high-schoolers who charge that a new era of fashion fascism is at hand, rules have been instated to say how much girl belly and boy thigh may be exposed.
This article was published on 04.29.04
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Dawn of the Mormons
The crickets are coming! The crickets are coming!
This article was published on 04.22.04
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Charter’s fix for the cable junkie
Charter’s in Reno until 2019, which is a good thing if you enjoy phone operators putting you on hold for two days, bills printed in Sanskrit, and repairmen offering roofie-laced cocktails to your wife.
This article was published on 04.15.04
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Ashes to ashes, dust to shoe
Whenever relinquishing the ashes of a loved one to the big sea or a roiling river, throw ashes directly down into water.
This article was published on 04.08.04
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Future of music too much for old farts
The future of rock ’n’ roll sounds like 50-foot monsters gleefully dismantling a battleship.
This article was published on 04.01.04
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Eternal hypochondria of the thoughtless mind
Got a tumor? Probably. So start worrying about it.
This article was published on 03.25.04
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No, it doesn’t plug in
Trading in a gas-guzzler for a fuel-miser will add dollars to your petrol-pocketbook, but beware of reckless behemoth SUKs on the road.
This article was published on 03.11.04
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Little Toyota in a big SUK world
It’s just plain stupid, especially if you live in Miami or New York City, to commute in your gas-guzzling, money-munching sports utility vehicle.
This article was published on 03.04.04
May 13, 2004
RN&R Vol 10 Issue 14
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