I witness

I saw you bend over and clap your hands loudly by the ears of the seeing-eye dog. This beautiful black lab hardly flinched, but instead steadfastly continued to guide its owner through the crowded grocery store. This noble little canine possesses far more integrity than the tall, smirking clerk, who I wish would have reported the incident to the store manager. I will next time!

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